Commandments for a life long MONGER

Over the years I have read through a lot of material online / offline and with the personal experience that I have, I have fount these few commandments quite useful when it comes to mongering in Pattaya. Now remember these are just guidelines, nothing is etched in stone.

A life in mongering can start abruptly. It knows no age. Though we are the most sexually active (read frustrated) in our teens, but at that point in time we have so much on our plate that it will be very hard to start mongering in Pattaya (not to say illegal). But as age progresses, we earn enough for ourselves and carve more than is offered. 

1. But always remember, Mongering although fun, is not suppose to replace a family - wife and kids. It should serve as to spice up your life not be the center of it.

2. Don't try and be a Guru. Don't try to enlighten the girls. It's a way of life in their world. Just because you don't agree, does not mean it's not right. Keep calm and hump your way through.

3. It's hard to get a "10" experience from a "10" girl if you don't look like Brad Pitt. So make up your mind, a "7" girl and a "10" experience or a "10" girl and a "sic" experience plus a lot of dough.

4. It's always about the money, but that is not the only thing. The way you dress, smell and behave have a lot on what kind of experience you get from the girl. 

5. Don't be a showoff. Expensive rooms, fancy restaurants and extensive payments are not the ways to impress the girls. If you are doing it, someone else might also have done the same. And Trust Me, the girls have seen better. Be a gentleman, respect matters more than money. 

6. When you have the slightest of doubts - RUN. If you think about her being a him, he probably is. If probably a minor, she probably is. Move on, its not worth the trouble.

7. Never Fight. And i can't stress it enough - DON'T FIGHT. No matter what happens, apologize, pay up and move on. You might lose a few Bhat but will still be able to enjoy your vacation. 

Now enjoy these two beauties. The first one I have had the pleasure of..